job adverts — Good Copy, Bad Copy

Is this the most ridiculous job advert of all time?

We just rediscovered this fabulous barrage of bollocks in the Doris and Bertie swipefile of corporate tommyrot.

How not to writeClare LynchSeptember 24, 2014job adverts Comments

I'd be tempted to apply for this job if I could work out what it involved

Are you good at shaping new initiatives in the front of funnel?

How not to writeClare LynchFebruary 27, 2014job adverts Comments

HR-speak at its worst

A reader forwarded me this wonderfully bad piece of HR-speak, which had landed in his inbox:

How not to writeClare LynchNovember 27, 2013job adverts Comments

Wanted: Senior Solutions Designer

Are they looking for a chemist? A mathematician? A professional cruciverbalist?

How not to writeClare LynchApril 19, 2010job adverts, solutions Comments

How not to write a job advert

A reader forwarded a ridiculous job advert to me. I believe it to be genuine, so if you’re interested, let me know and I’ll put you in touch with him.